Vacationing in New Zealand, Ree and I were zipping down the road in a car (loaned or rented, I do not know), when my extra small bladder let it be know that it was time for a little break. We entered a somewhat large building with a carpeted cafeteria as you entered. Ree and I made our way to the bathroom, which was in complete disarray, and complemented with old-style ceramics (I won’t comment further about the urinals). Before leaving we looked out the window and saw tuxedos strewn on the ground. We then looked around the bathroom again and found a tuxedo that fit me perfectly! It was easy to tell that there had been a wedding the previous day, and obviously the wedding party had decided that there was no need for them any longer. We decided that since they were abandoned, I should take it, because you never know when some hoity-toity dinner affair may come up.
Leaving the bathroom we had to, once again, pass by the dining hall. What had been empty before was now brimming with people who were enjoying their meal. As we passed through the hall, people seemed to glance at us, some out of non-recognition, and a few others at what was under my arm. I picked up the pace a bit, and Ree reached the car first to start it up. I quickly jumped in and we set off down the road enjoying the beautiful scenery. We decided to stop just a short while later to enjoy a park, and have a walk around.
Upon returning to our car, we noticed a family staring into the back of our hatch-back and pointing. I recognized their faces and saw that they were intent on having that tuxedo back. I returned the tux to them, thankful that they hadn’t try to involve the authorities. I felt very guilty and was sorry that I had taken the thing in the first place.
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