Pity us. We just got back from our second Thanksgiving meal.
It’s funny how ex-pats of other nationalities will make fun of Americans on just about every score, but when there’s an awesome American holiday like Thanksgiving, they all want to pretend that they’re one of us. Our chef (South African) decided to honor our big day by fixing a full spread for lunch. He’d never made anything even remotely resembling a Thanksgiving meal, so he looked up recipes on the internet (how do you explain stuffing, exactly? I mean, what is that stuff anyway (besides wonderfully tasty)?). He did a bang up job: turkey, gravy, sweet potatos with marshmallows, greenbeans, stuffing, mashed potatos, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and pecan pie. To give him extra time to cook, they moved lunch back from 12:30 to 1:00.
Everyone even remotely related to the Embassy showed up. The dining room was full of spouses, children, neighbors, people from other ministries who “happened” to be at our offices today. There were even a few people I didn’t even recognize. Total percentage of actual Americans: 20% max. I spent lunch explaining the Thanksgiving story to 2 South Africans, a Brit, a German, and an Australian. I ate until my eyes bled. I mean really, I was absolutely miserable when I left the table.
We had a short but fun afternoon baking buscuits (flour everywhere, you should have seen the dog), and then it was off to the neighbors for a 6:00 repeat of the gorge-fest. It was a wonderful, very family feeling celebration with all the trimmings - you guessed it: turkey, gravy, sweet potatos with marshmallows, greenbeans, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie and pecan pie. Oooooohhhh it was wonderful, and I managed to eat at least as much as I had for lunch. I almost suffered tryptophan shock. I spent a large portion of the evening lying on the tile floor trying to digest. We finished off the evening by watching A Christmas Story and carting home leftovers.
I look forward to breakfast tomorrow (leftover turkey, gravy, sweet potatos, greenbeans, stuffing, cranberry sauce, and pie).
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